Almost... just... please just... TURN... I want to get out of here!
Sincerely, just put on hand lotion.
Dear cold weather,
Thank you for making me feel like a dragon when I breathe.
Sincerely, a kid at heart.
Dear hairdresser with a neon blue and green fo-hawk,
Don't get any ideas.
Sincerely, I just want a trim.
No it is NOT ok for you to google my symptoms on your iphone.
Sincerely, what was med school for?
Sincerely, the Muffin Man.
Dear educated and skilled Titanic engineers,
Please become adult sized. Just because I'm 20 doesn't mean I wouldn't have as much fun as I did when I was 12.